I’m working on a story spread for a magazine layout right now. Searching for a nice pull quote to help fill the page, I ran smack dab into this monstrosity:

Late fall and winter brings windy conditions to the region and offshore action slows considerably though you can expect to find glass-calm conditions offshore during the prime months of May to early November when you’ll have the best chance at catching blue marlin, striped marlin, black marlin, sailfish, dorado, wahoo and yellowfin tuna.

Would anyone like to apply the methods used in Sin and Syntax to decipher what the writer of this sentence is trying to say?